My sister started eating herself in her sleep last night.
You think I’m kidding? I’m not. Apparently, she woke up thinking, “huh, my finger is numb,” and realized she was biting it. Nasty dream, sis.
(posted with permission).
Also, shout-out to my sister’s boyfriend who had a dream about mice and thought I would like it if the mice were green. (He and my sister are convinced I have this weird liking for the color green. For the record, it’s all in their heads).