Today I received a check in the mail from a clothing company for $98.
I mean, I’m not complaining or anything, but I am a little curious: I have never done any kind of business with you, clothing company. How did you get my address? Is this a scam? Why are you sending me MONEY instead of an advertisement? Why are you sending ME money rather than sending it to somebody who really really needs it? Can I have you forward it to such a person?
So many questions. Bottom line: getting a random check for $98 is never a bad thing (: